[11:34:45] * Topic is 'Hairy Potter: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-emma
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[11:34:45] * Set by Damritol!~damitol@130-94-162-57-dsl.hevanet.com on Thu Apr 24 15:48:07
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[11:41:33] <@Jessasaur> hi vixey
[11:41:49] <vixey> hey Jessasaur
[12:13:14] * SlashSnot sets mode: +ov Giltweasl vixey
[12:14:05] <+vixey> ty :)
[12:56:00] <@Giltweasl> hi
[12:56:00] <+wobblie> what's up, Giltweasl
[12:56:06] <@Giltweasl> rice here 
[12:56:21] <@Giltweasl> 20 lb. bag for$20
[12:56:25] <@Giltweasl> limit one per family per day
[12:56:31] <@Giltweasl> that's the cheap stuff
[12:56:42] <@Giltweasl> found a 5 pound bag of wild rice for $39
[12:56:51] <@Giltweasl> but it's always expensive.
[12:57:11] <@SlashSnot> they are rationing rice?
[12:57:13] <@SlashSnot> whoa
[12:57:14] <@Giltweasl> no
[12:57:17] <@Giltweasl> well
[12:57:18] <@SlashSnot> I bought 60 pounds of it
[12:57:21] <@SlashSnot> parboiled rice
[12:57:21] <+vixey> -poem
[12:57:24] <@poetaster>  
[12:57:25] <@SlashSnot> -stfu
[12:57:25] <@poetaster> Shutting the fuck up sir.
[12:57:26] <@Giltweasl> you have to understand..
[12:57:30] <@Giltweasl> heh
[12:57:49] <@SlashSnot> well I am stocked up on rice!
[12:57:53] <@Giltweasl> you have to understand... this is a store with probably 2 or 3 tons of 
  rice sitting on pallets and shelves
[12:57:59] <+vixey> OH MY GOD
[12:58:11] <@Giltweasl> there was one item they were limiting to "one per family"
[12:58:20] <@Giltweasl> that was the 20 lb bags of rice for $20
[12:58:21] <+vixey> why are you talking about rice on irc ?????
[12:58:29] <@Giltweasl> as far as I can tell rice is still fairly cheap
[12:58:44] <@Giltweasl> wal-mart has rice 20 pounds for $9
[12:58:48] <+vixey> just what the ************heck********** is going on
[12:58:58] <@Giltweasl> rice is poetry
[12:59:02] <@Giltweasl> there's so much of it
[12:59:12] <@Giltweasl> billions and billions of producers and consumers
[12:59:16] <+vixey> I feel like screaming
[12:59:17] <@Giltweasl> yet only so much of it is worth a shit
[12:59:41] <@Giltweasl> here's a poem
[13:00:13] <@Giltweasl> fuck subtlety
[13:00:14] <@Giltweasl>  
[13:00:15] <@Giltweasl> fuck subtly, fuck suddenly, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:16] <@Giltweasl> screw now, screw together, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:17] <@Giltweasl> lick gently, lick me smooth, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:18] <@Giltweasl> squeeze hard, squeeze harder, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:19] <@Giltweasl> fuck all the pretty girls, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:20] <@Giltweasl> fuck the pretty boys too, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:21] <@Giltweasl> fuck you, fuck your head, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:22] <@Giltweasl> fuck today, fuck the week, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:23] <@Giltweasl> fuck drugs, fuck money, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:24] <@Giltweasl> fuck fuck now, fuck forever fuck, fuck is all I'm for.
[13:00:25] <@Giltweasl> fuck sleep, fuck food, life is all I'm for.
[13:00:26] <@Giltweasl>  
[13:00:27] <@Giltweasl> end
[13:00:28] <@Giltweasl> June 1995
[13:00:32] <@Giltweasl> tyvm
[13:00:32] <+vixey> did you write that
[13:00:38] <@Giltweasl> I forget
[13:00:55] <@Giltweasl> www.giltweasel.com/Giltweasel
[13:02:14] <@Giltweasl> teratogen, how are you set for beans?
[13:03:02] <@Giltweasl> I am getting all my motorcycles fixed with our economic stimulus package
[13:03:28] <@Giltweasl> so I can utilize the 70-80mpg efficiency for going to town
[13:03:37] <@Giltweasl> we're also looking to get a small dairy cow and a donkey
[13:04:29] <@Giltweasl> we also want to put in a new auxilliary well that we can power off of a 
  solar/wind 12/24 volt system.
[13:07:42] <@Jessasaur> what's the donkey for
[13:07:54] <@Giltweasl> pulling a cart and manure
[13:08:00] <@Jessasaur> oh the farm
[13:08:15] <@Jessasaur> i've never paid attention to the price of rice
[13:08:24] <@Jessasaur> but i'm going to look next time
[13:08:32] <@Giltweasl> teratogen is anxious about the worldwide food riots
[13:08:49] <@Giltweasl> frankly, I think the U.S. is in the best position for general 
  availability of food
[13:09:21] <@Giltweasl> the major cities may have trouble if there's a widespread trucking 
  strike for more than a week, but the food is still somewhere in this country.
[13:09:40] <@Giltweasl> we have the cheapest calories available anywhere in the world
[13:09:54] <@Giltweasl> we have the fattest poor people of anyplace in the world.
[13:10:51] <@Giltweasl> gas at $5 a gallon is not really a hardship so much as a major 
  inconvenience.
[13:11:05] <@Giltweasl> if it gets to $10 a gallon, that would be more of a hardship
[13:12:30] <@Giltweasl> I'm having mole troubles
[13:12:37] <@Giltweasl> they are eating all my allium crops
[13:12:42] <@Giltweasl> I'm considering whipping up a batch of field expedient napalm and 
  pouring it down their burrow holes.
[13:12:53] * Teratojam (kazflame@ip68-3-198-185.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #poetry
[13:12:54] <Teratojam> ok back
[13:13:06] <Teratojam> so what about the rice?
[13:13:16] <@Giltweasl> scroll up
[13:13:20] <Teratojam> can't
[13:13:30] <@Giltweasl> you have 3 other clients here
[13:13:35] <@Giltweasl> not one of them has a buffer/
[13:13:41] <Teratojam> but I am over at my neighbor's house
[13:13:49] <@Giltweasl> telnet
[13:14:08] <Teratojam> I'll look over my xchat buffer when I get back to my apartment
[13:14:16] <@Giltweasl> hold a sec